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Spammers’ Showcase #7

It’s the start of another month, and that means it’s time for the latest and greatest from our favorite spammers in another Spammers’ Showcase. If you’re new here, this is where I take screenshots of spam comments spammers try to leave. None of them are approved, so you won’t see them on the site. They probably leave these same comments using the same credentials on hundreds of sites per day, so it won’t be hard to find them elsewhere. Even though that may be the case, I’ve obscured the email addresses and the websites they’re using, even though they’re fake. This also goes for their IP addresses in case someone real is also using it.

Without further ado, I present the Spammers’ Showcase, volume 7.

 

 

 

 

So basically you’ve taken up space in my comments queue to ask me about Jello recipes. Here’s a basic recipe for gummies from the Food Network that I bet you could adulterate with enough CBD to choke a Clydesdale if you wanted. Otherwise, a quick Google search will find what you’re looking for.

Idk what “cbd perforation” is either. I doubt it’s even a thing, but again, a quick Google search will find the brand of CBD you’re looking for, in the form you’re asking about.

You again, “Fashion Styles.” Seriously, it’s like you just can’t get enough of this site. Don’t get me wrong, I’m always stoked when I get repeat visitors. It’s just that you and the rest of your spammer cohorts are like turds that won’t flush. In any case, I’ll “stay us up to date like this.” You’re welcome.

Well, hi back. Gibberish post. What kinds of concerns do you have about the site in Firefox? We need details. How else are we gonna be able to fix it?

I wouldn’t know what happens when you eat CBD gummies. I’ve never tried ’em, and right now, they’re so out of my price range they’re not even in the same area code. Maybe someday if a job comes through for me, I’ll try ’em and see what happens.

Honestly, if “anyne” feels depressed when taking CBD gummies, that’s probably not a good sign. But seriously, if your CBD gummies are making you feel that bad, I recommend you talk to your doctor, like yesterday. And FFS, quit taking them already if that’s what they’re doing to you. BTW, I doubt this stuff’s meant for kids, and I wouldn’t give it to them either way.

I’ve seen this same comment from at least a dozen other spammers. Seriously, y’all are one-trick ponies. Gotta change up your game once in a while!

According to Google Translate, “nkhani zaposachedwa kwambiri pa intaneti pompopompo” is Chichewa for “the most recent news on the internet right now.” A quick search shows a spammy-looking site full of gibberish that appears to be owned by this same commenter.

Idk which is better for diabetics, hemp oil or cbd. I’m not a doctor, and I don’t play one on TV. A quick Google search will point you in the direction of where to buy those manicure bombs. I’ve never heard of these even existing, so I guess we both learned something new today, didn’t we?

Missed the previous installments? Here they are! 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6

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