Spammers’ Showcase, #1

As a blogger, one of the things I’ve run into is spammers in the comments section. As of the date of this posting, they’re probably the only ones reading this, haha. As you’ve probably heard before, laughter is the best medicine. Therefore, it’s integral to self-care, and that means only one thing: let’s have some fun with spammers with our first Spammers’ Showcase.

Even though they’re likely bots or people with waaaay too much time on their hands, I’ve obscured their email addresses and IP addresses just the same. None of them show up on the posts themselves. Anyhow, let’s start with my first spammer comment. This little thing o’beauty showed up in one of my earlier posts. At first, in all seriousness, I wanted to give them the benefit of the doubt.

A screenshot of a comment from a spammer, with identifying information obscured.
My first spammer comment. Whoo-hoo!

Well, I’m just stoked to hear you got this site from your friend, “Shonda,” and that you found the ‘artickes’ informative. However, at the time you posted this, I had like 10 posts, and had just moved from the free site to self-hosted. Better luck next time, huh?

Nice try there, bud.

Thanks for the compliment there, spammer. I’m not interested in your super-janky car donation charities, since I don’t drive, and I doubt my readers would be interested either. Pro tip: if someone has to use “legitimate” as the qualifier, it’s safe to say they’re probably lying.

Back again, I see.

Same shyt, different day and different alias. Seriously, y’all are one-trick ponies. Riddle me this, scammer: what does a home warranty cover? I see commercials for them all the time, and they seem a bit fishy to me. I’m bored and wanna learn something new.

Hmmm…

Glad you liked the blog, “#greekmalevoice.” However, if you “desire a site loaded up as qickly” as this one, a little research goes a long way. BTW, what’s a “wweb” site?

Whoa…

I gotta give ya credit for the enthusiasm there. Really, it’s bar none.

It’s pretty hard to miss.

‘Sup? Not much here. Anyway, let’s see what we can do to help. The subscribe form is in the sidebar. It’s pretty hard to miss, at least last I checked.

Awww, thankies!

Happy to hear you liked the aesthetics. I mean it! It’s a work in progress as of this posting, but I know I’ll find things to improve on as I move forward with this blog.

This isn’t all of it, btw. It’s not even getting into the conspiracy theories or the stuff about Barack Obama that I won’t repeat or post screenshots of. Someone needs a new hobby for sure.

Wow, what a novel you posted there, “Brenna.” It was quite the read for sure. While I can’t knock you for having worldviews different from my own, and God love ya for it, I’m not allowing any proselytizing, regardless of which religion it’s from. Maybe you could start your own blog and type this shyt up there? Just an idea.

Totes legit, gaiz!

Glad to hear there was some useful takeaways here for ya, “Increase Plays.” But what “good features” are we talking about here? And where can we “increase plays” at? Asking for a friend.

OMFG, I want one! Could I get something about stabilizing currency within volatile markets, or maybe Aristotelian jurisprudence and contemporary 21st century America…lolz.

Aww, I’m happy to hear you appreciate this site. I’m not gonna bash the whole college essay writing thing, sleazy as it is. Times are hard these days, I get it, not gonna lie. But maybe you should consider finding something a bit more legit than enabling someone’s academic dishonesty, if for no other reason than the sake of your resume? Just sayin’.

Screenshot of a spammer comment with identifying information including IP address obscured in green.
Details about what?

This little nitwit popped up in my comments queue a few days ago. What would you like to know, “CBD for sale”? I need specifics, d00d.

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2 Comments

  1. Hahahaha! Well then….my fave was that “legitimate care donation charity” dude. Think I’ll stop by his site and check out his work 不不不不不不

    1. I know, right? Anyways, thanks for stopping by, and I’m glad you liked it!

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