Spammers’ Showcase, #1

As a blogger, one of the things I’ve run into is spammers in the comments section. As of the date of this posting, they’re probably the only ones reading this, haha. As you’ve probably heard before, laughter is the best medicine. Therefore, it’s integral to self-care, and that means only one thing: let’s have some fun with spammers with our first Spammers’ Showcase.

Even though they’re likely bots or people with waaaay too much time on their hands, I’ve obscured their email addresses and IP addresses just the same. None of them show up on the posts themselves. Anyhow, let’s start with my first spammer comment. This little thing o’beauty showed up in one of my earlier posts. At first, in all seriousness, I wanted to give them the benefit of the doubt.

Well, I’m just stoked to hear you got this site from your friend, “Shonda,” and that you found the ‘artickes’ informative. However, at the time you posted this, I had like 10 posts, and had just moved from the free site to self-hosted. Better luck next time, huh?

Thanks for the compliment there, spammer. I’m not interested in your super-janky car donation charities, since I don’t drive, and I doubt my readers would be interested either. Pro tip: if someone has to use “legitimate” as the qualifier, it’s safe to say they’re probably lying.

Same shyt, different day and different alias. Seriously, y’all are one-trick ponies. Riddle me this, scammer: what does a home warranty cover? I see commercials for them all the time, and they seem a bit fishy to me. I’m bored and wanna learn something new.

Glad you liked the blog, “#greekmalevoice.” However, if you “desire a site loaded up as qickly” as this one, a little research goes a long way. BTW, what’s a “wweb” site?

I gotta give ya credit for the enthusiasm there. Really, it’s bar none.

‘Sup? Not much here. Anyway, let’s see what we can do to help. The subscribe form is in the sidebar. It’s pretty hard to miss, at least last I checked.

Happy to hear you liked the aesthetics. I mean it! It’s a work in progress as of this posting, but I know I’ll find things to improve on as I move forward with this blog.

Wow, what a novel you posted there, “Brenna.” It was quite the read for sure. While I can’t knock you for having worldviews different from my own, and God love ya for it, I’m not allowing any proselytizing, regardless of which religion it’s from. Maybe you could start your own blog and type this shyt up there? Just an idea.

Glad to hear there was some useful takeaways here for ya, “Increase Plays.” But what “good features” are we talking about here? And where can we “increase plays” at? Asking for a friend.

Aww, I’m happy to hear you appreciate this site. I’m not gonna bash the whole college essay writing thing, sleazy as it is. Times are hard these days, I get it, not gonna lie. But maybe you should consider finding something a bit more legit than enabling someone’s academic dishonesty, if for no other reason than the sake of your resume? Just sayin’.

This little nitwit popped up in my comments queue a few days ago. What would you like to know, “CBD for sale”? I need specifics, d00d.